They have God.

Off late I have been a little disappointed in God. The killing of innocent people around the world makes me wonder why our dear Bhagwan is not taking care of his own children.

Today, while surfing the TV channels I finally got to know where and why the almighty is so busy. He is stuck in our television sets with our “BAHUs”.


Lord Krishna is busy saving his “Gopi Bahu” and her “Maaji” on Star Plus (Saath Nibhaana Saathiya). Every second she calls for him and he doesn’t disappoint her. He is now officially a regular on the show. Whenever the dialogue writers can’t come up with a line or a scene, they just call for “Kanha Ji”


Lord Shiva is helping the “Naagin” on Colors. From what I could make out he is with all the good and the bad people in the show. Strangely, I even came across him while watching “Ashoka” today. Ashoka’s mom asked him for advice and he appeared in front of her eyes to “guide her the right path”.

“Maata Rani” as most of you must be knowing is very dear to “Simar”, in fact, she resides in her  Sasural (Sasural Simar ka). Obviously with all the “chudails” and the “naagins” and the “aatmas” in the house, Simar would need Maata Raani’s support 24/7. Maata Rani also pays frequent visits on a Ratan Rajput series, which I didn’t bother to look for.

After watching these full of crap shows for a few hours today, I realized that God IS playing a very important role in all of our lives.

‘Sath Nibhana Sathiya’ is rated 3.6 on IMDb, ‘Nagin’ has a rating of 5.8, ‘Ashoka’ has a decent rating of 7 and ‘Sasural Simar ka’ stands at the top from the bottom with a rating of 1.2. These are pathetic programs (minus Ashoka). As an Indian I am embarrassed that my country makes such sad Television shows. And yet they survive. Despite all the criticisms and memes and bad reviews, they have been running successfully for years.

Isn’t this proof enough, that only God is helping these shows live? Moreover, his ‘Aashirwaad’ and ‘Presence’ on these shows doesn’t let us, the viewers die or fall sick after watching them. Maybe, if we end the reign of such bullshit serials on Indian Television then god will be available to help us with other major life issues.


3 Comments Add yours

  1. U really write authentic..It is an experience while reading your posts…Hillarious..
    Nice,the t.v.serials have captured gods

    Liked by 1 person

    1. akshatashukla says:

      Hey, thank you! That is really sweet of you to say. Thank you 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

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